January 2011
62 posts
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Chuck Norris may be able to do that but does he...
:O!
Dude, i worship you
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Buttazz.
….on toast is lovely to eat. :L
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really?
really what?
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No no you cannot hearthe chello.
Reasons for this...
Only Chuck Norris could order a Big Mac in Burger King and get one.
Could you?
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eat my hair? :] x
*woosh*
That makes no sense.
Care to explain? x
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Reblog if you are not Tumblr Famous.
I'm a flirt.
dianakris:
But in a relationship, I will be 100% devoted to you. You, and only you. Don’t expect me to flirt with other people because I won’t. I’ll love you for all your mistakes and imperfections. I’ll love you through all your problems and mood swings. Cause if I can trust you with my heart, you can trust me with yours.
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In answer to your question. Yes, the elephant was...
Creepy Formspring Question-Asking person,
You are strange, but, you’re funny.
In answer to your question then:
If a tree falls in a forest and no-ones around to hear it, can it still play the cello?
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Have you ever put dirt in your eyes?
If so did it...
Yes, it felt like a thousand tiny daggers were scraping my cornias
So, i ask you: Have you ever tickled an elephant and gotten away with it without the elephant getting pissed?
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THAT PAIN YOU EXPERIENCE WHEN YOU STEP ON A PIECE...
soundslikemyexwife:
fight-the-fairies-forever:
IT FEELS AS IF SATAN IS IMPALING YOUR FOOT WITH HIS EVIL, APOCALYPTIC PENIS.
^^^^^^^^^^^^
When 95% of your friends are getting in...
secretsnakeclub:
Those days when you don't talk to someone you talk...
cvcisme:
Like there’s something missing in your life…
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When you can't find the "next" button on someone's...
whysoserious:
alyaae:
the fucking truth
Mom: Are you prepared for your exams?
Me:
In my head:
I hate when people try to whisper to me when the...
